Telemarketing…..nobody likes you
I did telephone surveys. An Interviewer, I suppose, I wasn’t marketing
anything. I asked people about things from cookware to political stuff to following up on
movie previews to travel in Long Island. I did this for 5 months.
It was ok at first. It paid more than my last job which was novel…which was
cool. It seemed like easy money. It seemed like you just sit there and make these phone
calls and you make lots of money and.you also got paid overtime especially on the weekend.
And I got some of my friends to work there too which was cool.
But eventually…it’s the kind of job where you don’t get much
satisfaction because nobody really likes you….none of the people you talk to really
want to talk to you and you are just keeping on the phone, taking away from their
lives….it’s depressing. We were given lists of phone numbers and a regular phone
without any sort of headset, just a little handset and we went into a little cubby and uh
…and called lists of phone numbers.
More than half of them weren’t even real numbers and you got lots of this phone
line has been disconnected and lots of answering machines and when you did get people you
were often calling while they were eating dinner or breakfast and people
generally…you were generally pissing people off. Initially, during the course of the
day, I was always leaning on my elbow with this telephone and my hand started getting
tingly…I was pinching some sort of nerve in my arm which was disturbing. One time I
really got a migrane and they really didn’t want me to leave. I just started getting
really pissed off at the whole situation.
The dude who like ran the place was a really slimy dude. There was the head dude and
there was this other manager and this other manager had like slept with the main dude to
get the job….a lot of ex drug addicts also worked there…like one time everybody
was talking about all the stuff they did in the 80s and me and my friend were just sitting
there listening…it was interesting stuff.
I left to go to college…..
Things are different now, but back then I wanted to be making phone calls in 5 years
(laughs). <Seriously>, I wanted to be a mechanical engineer….I wanted to build
cars…to build the longest roller coaster…and I wanted that roller coaster to go
underground, through water…I wanted that roller coaster to be like a 13 minute ride.
I was nuts. I think other people are working on it.

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WE HAVE TO PAY to keep our homes free of the unwelcome aggressive invasions of privacy that telemarketers practice. When I do get a sales solicitation call, I am very happy to find out the name of the business so that I can report them. They are then penalized by the state of Florida with a nice fine and record of breaking state law. Just as MADD (mothers against drunk driving) isn't against the person, but against the practice of driving drunk, I shouldn't be against the people that choose to practice telemarketing...sorry, I can't help but think these people are scum. Oh, did I mention I dislike telemarketing?
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I worked for such a company for two months... I really needed the money and I'm a student (don't we always need money, ha). The turnover rate was amazing. 5-10 new people every 1.5 weeks almost! I have no pity for these companies, the only way to wreak havok on them is to annoy the hell outa them whenever possible. I gotta lot of bs from people but I expected it, the poor saps have little recouse if they don't your phone #.
Jonny Law is cracking down on the industry, you know. We just switched to digital equipment, so the talking-to-customers part of the job is a bit like caling Hungary on a cell phone whilst driving in a tunnel under a bay during global thermonuclear war, but we manage. <br />
If we're aggressive, its because the project will give us a bigger comission per sale, and if we're not we're depressed and jonesin' for some reefer or our ten minutes of break time during the 5.5 hour shift. <br />
So, next time, MISTER SMITH, when you pick up that phone and hear that telltale click (the writer is reminded of supermarket sweep), try to strike up a conversation with one of us. You'll find that the soul on the other end of the robot is a world weary kid or adult who is just trying to make his or her way in the world today. It takes everything you got. Takin a break from all your worries sure would help a lot. Wouldn't you like to get away...<br />
Sometimes you wanna go... Like now. Too much text.. love your friendly telemarketers. we don't hate you.
I also work as a telemarketer and find it' s the perfect part time job: I can work when I want for however many hours as I like per week. I earn heaps! I'm paid twice as much as my friends and earn almost as much as some on full time jobs. I love the challenge and I'm good at it.
This is my first paying job and it can be tough -19 out of 20 new recruits don't make it through the first 2 weeks- but the rewards are fantastic: A flexible, high paying and meaningful job. I'd rather this then working as a check out person in a supermarket anyday.
There are some people who I really enjoy chatting to on the phone and others that I have sympathy for. I remember one time talking to an old lady who had recently lost her husband and son, who's grandson was paralysed and who was extremely lonely. I was topping the sales room that night and wasn't worried about making sales. I talked to her for an hour and she was so happy she sung a song to me.
The people I have sympathy for are the ignorent, bitter and angry people. I pity the bitter and angry people that I talk to. They abuse you, swear at you, tell you you have the worst job in the world and sometimes hang up on you. I think that they would have to be pretty miserable to be that bitter. I think that they would have to be very unintelligent to talk in that kind of manner. I love my job, I'm great at it and I get paid a lot for it. Probably more then they do. In fact sometimes I'm even greatful for these people. They make the job a little more interesting and intriging and they add a little excitment to the evening on top of the excitment of making sales.
At the end of the day, I have one of the best jobs for someone who's just out of school. Hopefully, once I graduate, I'll be doing something even better.
For the people who don't want to be called. I say "sorry to disturb you etc, thank you for your time, we won't call you again and I hope you have a very nice evening". I put them on a certain list and we never call them again. I'm even happy to spend a few extra seconds advising them how not to get called if they ask. You simply take your listing off the white pages. I find that with almost every call, I get a very nice response and hang up on very pleasant terms.
How should you deal with telemarketers? I think the best way is to be very polite, and simply ask if they would take you off the list. That's what I do and I hardly ever get called. If you "piss them off" you really end up second best. They have your name, your number and often your address. I know some telemarketers who put "abuse names and numbers aside" so they recieve calls at 3am in the morning. they do it simply to vent their anger at being abused and hung up on. You get what you give.
Cheers.
I'm writing a humor book about bad jobs and experiences. I would love to talk to you about your experience.
Thanks so much!
Justin
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I'm writing a humor book about bad jobs and experiences. I would love to talk to you about your experience.
Thanks so much!
Justin
Racz007@aol.com
just to say i hate school as well and i cant wait for a party tonight either. I guess us young folk are as good as they come when it comes to partying
It's been a year that I am a telemarketer.I like the company where I'm working for 'cause they are very flexible with my schedule.Since I'm a full-time student, I don't have many choices for a job.That is the reason why I chose to be a telemarketer.They give a whole week of paid training.That's pretty cool comparing to other scamming places, they only give u few hours training and they throw u right away to sell.The only thing I hate about my company is they don't keep their promises very often.They don't give much incentives to TSR's they're so cheap.11$/hr that's all.Only if u make over 120 hours per month that they will give a bus pass and 0.55 extra per hour only for the night shift workers and IF u make over 32 hours per week.There are always the fine prints with telemarketing company...They want u to sell all the time but not much rewards...I should count myself lucky to have a very liniant supervisor 'cause I don't show up to my work often and they never told me anything about my attendance...In 5 yrs, I should be a house wife ha...ha...ha